I'm to sexy for this website.

I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.

Build a man a fire, and he will stay warm for a night set a man on fire, and he will stay warm for the rest of his life.

How does a blind person know when they are finished wiping? Mmm… I just don't know.

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.